S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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