Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.