I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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