So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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