your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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