I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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