return my video game
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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