Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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