Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
