Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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