I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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