and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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