my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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