Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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