yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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