do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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