I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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