It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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