Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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