It's Friday. Sex?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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