Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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