ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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