you will always have a special place in my vag
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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