have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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