He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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