Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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