Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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