I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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