Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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