Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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