found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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