i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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