I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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