I'm drive I can fine osifer
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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