Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
