dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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