Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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