i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I need a beard to bite.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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