Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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