I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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