You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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