My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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