I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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