I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
