can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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