doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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