I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
please come you make the beer taste better
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i think i just lost a toe
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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