super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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