Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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