so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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