my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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