I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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