While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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